kenyatta:

Happy Thanksgiving, America.

(via roadghost)

latenightseth:

When we heard Seth and Stefon were expecting a little Meyers, we HAD to make them this…

latenightseth:

When we heard Seth and Stefon were expecting a little Meyers, we HAD to make them this…

(via bobbymoynihans)

  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

spanishskulduggery:

I’m doing everything in my power not to make inappropriate jokes.

lavidapoliglota:

"why did you choose to learn that language?"

because I just loved the idea of hearing friends and family repeatedly criticise my decision not to learn Chinese

(via spanishskulduggery)

thecarnalscientist-jt:

bryantrod:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

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(via spanishskulduggery)

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

(via datsenseofhumor)

effyeahpft:

"Good morning, you.”

Giffing credit goes to avant1963.

I love this human